Screenshot of CDC webpage warning of impending Zombie plague.
Fox News finally got it right. Preparation and Strategy are key. The much loved CDC (who ironically, as they may have damn well be the ones that concoct the super virus (*twist!*) warns the public to prepare for the Zombie Armageddon!:
Now we know that those in authority, the whores of Babylon, have lied to us. They throttled truth like a newborn. Now it is all regression from here. #ELE is at 75%.
Lazarus Rising Budget Watch. #ELE Extinction Level Event at 75 percent. Help us reach £6000 by donating to the indie film.
Budget Watch: Extinction Level Event #ELE at 68%. #deadinsideRise @Lazarus_Rising_
Evil begets evil. Extinction Level Event #ELE edges ever closer. And not even a boy king can save us.
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We are half way up the hill of barbarism and dominance. Don’t let up now. #ELE #ExtinctionLevelEvent will bring all you disbelievers closer to your mortality. Arms in arms, comrade; the closest thing to a comforting hug you will ever feel in these, the last coming months.
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