Screenshot of CDC webpage warning of impending Zombie plague.
Fox News finally got it right. Preparation and Strategy are key. The much loved CDC (who ironically, as they may have damn well be the ones that concoct the super virus (*twist!*) warns the public to prepare for the Zombie Armageddon!:
Budget Watch: Extinction Level Event #ELE at 68%. #deadinsideRise @Lazarus_Rising_
Evil begets evil. Extinction Level Event #ELE edges ever closer. And not even a boy king can save us.
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Budget Watch: #ELE at 43%
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